Dear Michael,

As requested I have given considerable thought to your questions about my central character. Initially I wrote a 2,000 word document detailing her thought processes but looking at it with the benefit of hindsight I felt this pie chart communicated it more clearly.

PS: sorry about the animals / tea comment. I accidentally wrote on the board in permanent marker a little while ago and now it won’t come off. Hope it won’t undermine the integrity of your pitch etc.