Mum proof read my script to check grammar,

Her despair at it caused her to stammer:

“I have failed as a mother,

because you and your brother,

butcher the English language in every conceivable way, I can’t believe you are my children frankly. How have you got to the age of 32 without a firm grasp of the possessive apostrophe? I wouldn’t commission your script just on a point of principle about the over use of subjunctives and lack of understanding of narrative forms. I mean, is this supposed to be a limerick? I give up.”