“Even though we are pushing the boundaries of human exhaustion from over-working – how about we go to the Film Festival, inappropriately cover ourselves in stickers and create an impromptu dance-floor after heckling the dj for hours to replace the post-ironic afrobeat ambiance with a more populist Whitney Houston / George Michael disco fest?”

“Amazing idea. Hey you know those curved white stairs in the bar are perfect for an MGM musical type entrance / helter-skelter type slide down / erotic burlesque show.”

“Tell me about it, we’ll decide the precise nature of the performance according to a subtle reading of the audience demographic (based on the exact semiotic science of how sexy their shoes are)”