Archive for May, 2016
|You suck Baby, give up now.
Tuesday, May 10th, 2016
If only scientists could capture the heat from a billion women’s wombs vibrating simultaneously while looking at Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing with his top off it would surely be the answer to the energy crisis.
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Limerick 1: Sledgehammer.
Sunday, May 8th, 2016
Mum proof read my script to check grammar,
Her despair at it caused her to stammer:
“I have failed as a mother,
because you and your brother,
butcher the English language in every conceivable way, I can’t believe you are my children frankly. How have you got to the age of 32 without a firm grasp of the possessive apostrophe? I wouldn’t commission your script just on a point of principle about the over use of subjunctives and lack of understanding of narrative forms. I mean, is this supposed to be a limerick? I give up.”
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