We weren’t sure what was more worrying – the fact that the world may or may not end before we finished the funding application or the fact that the computer had underlined our sentence with a wonky line and when we checked to see why it just said, ‘Passive voice’.

(F*&kinghellwhat?) A short phone call to a parent later and we concluded that it is damaging to self-esteem to work on machines that are cleverer than you are.