I made the final four film people for the Hospital Club philanthropy scheme. The award will be announced at a party next week. I don’t think they normally let monkeys like me into buildings like that – when I went for my interview there was a marker pen left next to widescreen tv in an empty room. Where I come from that’s just asking for trouble. I’ll have to leave a trail of crumbs on the posh corridors to find my way back out.