Rachel Tunnard - Film Editor / Writer http://racheltunnard.com the rachel tunnard show featuring some less important people Wed, 08 May 2013 19:44:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Doing It http://racheltunnard.com/blog/doing-it http://racheltunnard.com/blog/doing-it#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:13:59 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=934

BOOM! We just got commissioned by BBC comedy to make a pilot for Doing It – it’s like er, the Muppets meets the Inbetweeners with real teenagers in a pupil referral unit.

“Do you like George Michael?”

“I don’t even know who that is mate. He sounds really old. Is he a country singer?”

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/doing-it/feed 0 Limerick 1: Sledgehammer. http://racheltunnard.com/blog/limerick-1-sledgehammer http://racheltunnard.com/blog/limerick-1-sledgehammer#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:13:34 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=919

Mum proof read my script to check grammar,

Her despair at it caused her to stammer:

“I have failed as a mother,

because you and your brother,

butcher the English language in every conceivable way, I can’t believe you are my children frankly. How have you got to the age of 32 without a firm grasp of the possessive apostrophe? I wouldn’t commission your script just on a point of principle about the over use of subjunctives and lack of understanding of narrative forms. I mean, is this supposed to be a limerick? I give up.”

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/limerick-1-sledgehammer/feed 0 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder http://racheltunnard.com/blog/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder http://racheltunnard.com/blog/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder#comments Tue, 30 Oct 2012 11:28:48 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=910

Barely able to function this morning due to extreme sensory overload at the train station.

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder/feed 0 “You’re gonna be big. Fax me. Harvey” http://racheltunnard.com/blog/youre-gonna-be-big-fax-me-harvey http://racheltunnard.com/blog/youre-gonna-be-big-fax-me-harvey#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:42:21 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=900
phone exchange:

Me: “Dad, I’m through to the next round of IFeatures2″.

Dad: “That’s magic. Good stuff” He hangs up.

Dad rings back “I’m ecstatic” – hangs up.

Rings back. “ring your mum” hangs up.

Rings back: “I have no idea what this means by the way”
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Here is another thumb video…

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Here is a little video I made using my thumbs as actors. Try not to be intimidated by the amazing production value and that.

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/hawksworth/feed 0 Edinburgh Film Festival. AKA: personal dignity is over-rated http://racheltunnard.com/blog/edinburgh-film-festival-talent-thing http://racheltunnard.com/blog/edinburgh-film-festival-talent-thing#comments Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:16:20 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=829

Thank you EIFF for having me up and not judging me as I broke down through over exposure to alcohol and Mark Cousins’ bare legs.

Apologies to all that I roped into playing Wink Murder in that posh film party and to the man who sat next to me on the train home while I wept at Lionel Ritchie on my ipod “He’s just so talented and his genius is so misunderstood”.

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/edinburgh-film-festival-talent-thing/feed 0 Sexy Veg http://racheltunnard.com/blog/sexy-veg http://racheltunnard.com/blog/sexy-veg#comments Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:57:28 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=814

First we personified ‘her’, then we ruthlessly juiced her because she was undeniably sexier than us.

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/sexy-veg/feed 0 The Eternal Teabreak http://racheltunnard.com/blog/the-eternal-teabreak http://racheltunnard.com/blog/the-eternal-teabreak#comments Sun, 24 Jun 2012 13:35:44 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=797

“The time has come to stop titting about and instead do something with our lives”.

“Are you sure? Maybe we should think about it for a bit”

I just started this with my friend  www.eternalteabreak.co.uk

Be our mates.

]]> http://racheltunnard.com/blog/the-eternal-teabreak/feed 0 ‘Ere, you’ve shagged alot of girls aint ya…’ http://racheltunnard.com/blog/rock-hard-puppets-doing-it http://racheltunnard.com/blog/rock-hard-puppets-doing-it#comments Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:33:17 +0000 rachel http://racheltunnard.com/?p=834

Another set of top films made by us at My Pockets with teenagers with troubled lives and that. These are a series of Rock Hard Puppets ‘Doing It’.

Kids just pointing at some stilton :“what the fuck is that?”

me: Er, it’s cheese.

Kid “It’s covered in mold. you should tell someone. The food in here is shit.”

Me: “Its supposed to have mold on it….”

Kid mouths at me : what the fuck?!

 

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